Derby Country Manager Paul Jewell Loves To Role Play

English Premiership manager Paul Jewell is in a heap of trouble after News Of The World reported that the Derby County manager participated in a salacious rendezvous with someone other than his wife. Quite the novelty these days. There’s a sex tape out there, but we’re not really anxious to see a fat dude tying a gal up and “romping” his way to ecstasy. Sounds gross, doesn’t it? But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t send it to us if you find it. Jewell’s pals got a kick out of it, though.

A pal said: “He’ll be a laughing stock at the club when he gets back.
“Everyone is pointing out he seems to have scored more regularly in that video than Derby have all season.”

Zing! But what about the details of the tape?

During the film, dad-of-two Jewell – wed for 21 years – ties a mystery woman in stockings to a bed with silk before they have sex.
In another clip the Rams chief and his lover – who is in her 30s and wearing a wedding ring – romp on the boot of his Mercedes.

Isn’t romp such a dirty word? Derby County are relegation bound this season, so this might have been the last time the Premiership boss will get a decent romp. No one likes a Division II manager.
Paul Jewell in marriage battle [The Sun, via Unprofessional Foul]
Image [Guardian]