Ex-Beckham Shag, Rebecca Loos, Gets Loose On The Beach

When we saw these pictures of David Beckham’s former personal assistant and sexual plaything Rebecca Loos, we were shocked and awed. But it wasn’t the boobiness of them, or our girlfriend’s pleas that if she saw them up on our screen again when she looked over she’d leave, that left us dumbfounded.
It’s the fact that he’s married to the world’s thinnest spice, and then has an affair with a woman whose curves would make the autobahn blush. It leaves the average person confused. It’s… it’s… it’s like favoring the 4-2-4 formation when you’re really excel in the 4-4-2. We… just… don’t get it. Phew. Okay, take a deep breath.
The gallery after the jump will make it all better.

So ‘Chippers, what say you? Would you nosh with Posh, or stew with Loos?
Rebecca Loos hopes these will jog your memory [The Superficial]
Images [The Superficial]