Heads Up: Ex-Chelsea Player Lassana Diarra Doesn’t Know How To Deal With Bullies.

12 March 2008, 3:45 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Lassana Diarra has exchanged a Chelsea jersey for an Arsenal jersey and an Arsenal jersey for a Portsmouth jersey in the last year. We’re guessing he moves so much because he’s a wimp who gets bullied all the time. [YouTube, via The Spoiler]
Are David Beckham and Posh tired of their swanky Hollywood lifestyle? That’s the rumor. We’ll keep you posted. [Marie Claire]

The NFL unveils its 2008 marketing campaign and it isn’t “Thank God New England Didn’t Win.” [Awful Announcing]
Does Adrian Beltre have balls of steel? Or is there some other reason he doesn’t like wearing a cup? [FanIQ]
Pedro Martinez names Johan Santana the opening day starter for the Mets. Wait, isn’t that Willie Randolph’s job? [NYPost]
Is Frank Lampard heading out of Chelsea FC? Sucks for Chelsea FC haters because he was really easy to pick on. [The Sun]