Heads Up: “That Was Not Supposed To Happen.”

19 March 2008, 3:00 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Kudos to this kid for laughing his ass off after a basketball flattens his face. Most of you would have cried us a river. [College Humor]
Right now, at this very moment, the Boston Red Sox/Toronto game is delayed because Boston players are noble bastards. Have you ever wondered how much players and managers are paid for boarding a plane? Wonder no more. [Deadspin]

Hulkamaniacs will be giddier than an elementary school cheerleader after it was reported that Hulk Hogan will start in another horrendous film. What? We can judge. [Joe Sports Fan]
Ruud Van Nistelrooy is going to have arthroscopic surgery on his right ankle. Hold on a second. /kicking and punching everything in sight. We apologize. [Javno]
Chicago Cubs’ strength and conditioning coach Tim Buss get’s punk’d by team’s pitchers. Seriously, the Cubs don’t have time for fun and games this year. [Hard Ball]
You might want to think twice about spending your daughter’s pony ride lessons money on your office NCAA poll. [The Mid Majority]