Machochip Weekly Recap: Lopez Twins Are In The House.

What you missed this week because you were too busy taking your mugger out to dinner.

• Wii is bringing back TECMO Bowl.
• The Beijing Olympics are totally jinxed now.
• Jose Canseco’s “Vindicated” leaked and spews allegations concerning one Alex Rodriguez.
• Alex Rodriguez says “mum’s” the word on those allegations.
• Sex, role-playing, England and relegation all rolled into one post?
• Who bares the hotter woman: Spain or Portugal?
• How do you stop an unruly passenger on a flight?
• How the hell can MLB play in Japan? Don’t they remember Pearl Harbor?
• We would watch tennis consistently if matches were always played on this surface.
• It’s a bird, no it’s a plane, no it’s a flying bat coming straight for your jaw.

Thanks for another amazing week. We’re going to relax a bit and catch the latter of the Sweet 16 tonight. There’s Davidson (10)/Wisconsin (3) at 710EST, Stanford (3)/Texas (2) at 727EST, Villanova (9)/Kansas (1) at 940 EST and Michigan State (5)/Memphis (1) at 957EST. If last night was a foreshadowing, expect the later games to change tip-off time, so that means you’re going to spend a lot more time drinking and you might even end up inhaling those disgusting breaded mushrooms your friend ordered at the bar. Seriously, who offers that on a menu? We’re out peeps! See ya…tomorrow? Maybe.