Machochip Weekly Recap: Our NCAA Bracket Isn’t Looking Too Hot.

What you missed this week because you were planning your all-you-can-eat baseball excursions.

• This female streaker* does her country right.
• Is there something in the water that makes Spaniards act like dumbasses?
• Violence. Violence. And more violence in soccer.
• It’s been too long, Dorismar.
• When the International Riders Association needs your urine, they’ll get it.
• Jessica Simpson jinxed another Dallas team.
• Tony Parker and Eva Longoria’s idea of romance is comical, at best.
• By the way, would you care for an Eva Longoria blow up doll?
• The Los Angeles Galaxy can annul David Beckham’s contract now.

Thanks for another great week, Chips. We’re finally leaving Vero Beach, Florida tomorrow and it’s coming not a moment too soon. We simply can’t take anymore sand and beach and pineapple mojitos. Big March Madness this weekend and the Premiership showdown between Arsenal V Chelsea, as well as Manchester United V Liverpool, should not be missed. Yeah, we know. Good Friday, ya’ll. But not like that. Just, you know, have a great rest of the day.