Machochip Weekly Recap: Vero Beach Is All Sorts Of Lame.

What you missed while you were out playing with your pet lion.

• Diego Maradona’s lovely duet with lover Marco Antonio Solis.
• Real Madrid doesn’t know a Nicolas Cage impersonator from the real thing.
• David Beckham’s ex-mistress is trying to make a name for herself via nudity.
• Felix Pie’s testicles are on the road to recovery.
• Chelsea’s Didier Drogba is obsessed with being number one in jersey sales.
• If you’re wondering, toilet stalls can be extremely dangerous.
• Oklahoma City isn’t looking forward to the Sonics heading into town.
• Lebron James mimics King King on the cover of Vogue. Gisele Bundchen is on there, too.

Image [Vero Beach]