‘Member? Champions League’s Sweet Sixteen.

5 March 2008, 9:00 AM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

Champions League: It took Cristiano Ronaldo 41 minutes to prove he’s way better than Karim Benzema. What took him so long? Manchester United 1, Lyon 0. [Goal]
Champions League: 210 minutes of goal scoring action culminated in a Fenerbahce win. Sevilla FC 3 (2), Fenerbahce 2 (3) (Penalties). [Hurriyet]

Champions League: Celtic faithful, looking for a bloody miracle, can’t find it against Messi & Company. Barcelona 1, Celtic 0. [Scotsman]
Copa Libertadores: Santos show no mercy on Chivas. Settle down, zealot. 1-0. [Fox Sports]
Spring Training: Do Yankee pinstripes run in the rain? They sure do. Yankees 2, Toronto 0. [ESPN]
Spring Training: Jose Ascanio’s back from getting his ass kicked by a bum! Milwaukee Brewers 10, Chicago Cubs 6. [National Post]