Miguel Tejada’s Wife Makes For Better News Than Steroid Allegations

The last time we tapped into Miguel Tejada’s life he was under scrutiny from the feds for possibly lying under oath about steroids, which led to a review of his status as a legal resident of the United States. On top of that, he was traded to the Houston Astros. Yeah, suicide.
That was apparently boring for ya’ll, but thankfully we ran into UmpBump’s gallery of (via Deadspin) Miguel Tejada’s wife. Unfortunately, we’re not convinced she’s, um, hot. So, Meet Alejandra Tejada. She enjoys long walks on the beach, candle light dinners and guys that cheat for a living. A gallery after the jump.

So what do you say Machochips: is she hot, or not?

Hot baseball wife: Alejandra Tejada [UmpBump, via Deadspin]
Images [UmpBump]