New Portuguese National Soccer Uniforms Unveiled, Remind Us We’re Fat

Portuguese stand outs Bruno Alves and Nani are seen here wearing Portugal’s new soccer kits. The uniforms will make their debut during Euro 2008. If we remember correctly, Portugal is a very speedy team. These new, sleek looking jerseys and shorts aren’t designed for stealth, but Nani looks faster already, doesn’t he? We actually enjoyed the maroon look of before, but these new threads are snazzy. Is the protrusion of abs included in the kit? Good god, Nani. Eat a burrito, brah.
Previous uniform for sake of comparison after the jump. Oh, and tell us what you think.

Image 1 [Getty]
Image 2 [Product Wiki]