Our NCAA Bracket Isn’t As Tainted As We Thought It Would Be

We’re heading into the final stretch of the first night of NCAA tournament action and we’ve come out of it hardly unscathed. Our only goof, though we really implemented the most efficient strategy of guessing ever, was Michigan State’s pummeling of Temple. Seriously, what in this angel dust loving earth gave us the impression that Temple would pull out with a win?

Stanford is taking on Cornell at the moment, and we’d be watching that too if it weren’t for Vero Beach’s punk ass television director cutting away to broadcast local news and some story on a bomb scare. Come on! OK, we’re so adamant about watching that Stanford game because we picked Cornell to win. So, Machochips, how are your brackets looking?
NCAA Yahoo front page [Yahoo]