Shaq Diesel Rocks The Superman

10 March 2008, 12:45 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

He may be a fat tub of lard, but Shaquille O’Neil maintains the agility necessary to leap over two kids and turn his 300 plus pound body in midair and evade crushing someone. We can only imagine the sensation one feels when 300 pounds of sliminess hit them is similar to a rubdown with a slug. Um, nasty.
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