South African Players Decipher The Matrix

A gust of wind sent advertisement placards flying through the air during a South African league match, hurting the linesman and a few players. Yet, some were spared serious injury because some players in the white unis (check out the guy in the penalty area) were able to decode the matrix and missed being spliced by sheer tuck and tumble agility…and a butt load of luck. See, we were going to throw out a “Magneto” reference but that wouldn’t suffice with the cool kids. Or would it?
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