Streakers Should Think Twice In Australia

We never seen a cricket match in our lives. Frankly, we don’t even know the ins and outs of the sports rules, but apparently people on the other side of the planet delight in it’s, um, ferocity. Those masks are very Samurai-style cool. Streakers, on the other hand, aren’t judgmental pricks (pardon) like us, so whenever a sporting event lends itself to self-deprecation of the always comical kind, then a streaker is all about. But think twice, our wang-showcasing friends. In Australia, the cricket players turn into rugby players.

Australia cricketer Andrew Symonds showed a streak of rugby talent in Brisbane today when dealing with a pitch-invader’s naked ambition.
The all-rounder body-checked the streaker, who had leapt the hoardings at The Gabba, knocking the intruder to the ground for security staff to apprehend.

Obvious question: why would the moron run towards a guy wearing pads and holding a bat looking more like a spanker than a, well, bat? Somebody’s got a fetish. The video, to quell your burning desire to be entertained this morning.


Beefy batsman Symonds gives cheeky streaker the shoulder [Daily Mail]
Image [AP]