Anna Kournikova Is Disappearing In Front Of Our Eyes

Let’s just get this out in the open. Has Anna Kournikova lost her sex appeal? The Russian beauty trained for a Miami triathlon this month and melted away. We were positive it was either crack, or a severe addiction to liposuction that was draining the lovely Russian, but her training regiment has turned her into a lean, mean–pasty, a bit wrinkly, slightly disgusting when the she’s captured in a still frame because that thigh skin creeps us the fuck out–fighting machine. We don’t get it. Triathletes have muscle. In fact, they need it or else their tendons will rupture, their bones will break and they’ll turn into the pile of fart in “Weird Science.” We don’t want to cause a raucous with the ladies, but this type of scrawniness is terrifying because it looks like her skin is searching for a home. Gross.

Anna Kournikova loses her curves: tennis star turns into toned-up athlete [Daily Mail]
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