Eli Manning Married In Cabo, Imprisoned For Life

21 April 2008, 3:45 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

We reported last week that Eli Manning was tying the knot with his longtime girlfriend Abby McGrew ~~all over his face~~ in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and, as we suspected, an overpaid spy from the New York Daily News, who apparently forgot to rub off body paint from his thumb, captured these lovely photos from the wedding. As you can see, either the spy forgot to refrigerate his old canisters of film; or the voyeur skipped his morning photography tutorial, which would have pointed out the framing methods used by professionals to contrive the perfect shot. Since we’re in the digital age, we’ll go with the latter. If you’re into wedding photographs, some pictures after the jump.