Goal Of The Day: When Wayne Rooney’s Not An A-Hole, He’s A Goalscorer

Scavenging through videos on YouTube, we’ve realized Arabic sportscasters are fantastic. Their shrill delivery rivals that of a prom queen piercing the ears of her peers when she’s been delivered the crown–and for some reason we’re drawn to it. This Wayne Rooney strike is great, but they need to get the sportscaster on Champions League matches stat.
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