Heads Up: Heidi Klum Talks To A VW Bug About Sexy German Design.

9 April 2008, 2:46 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Cease every opportunity to capture a moment with Heidi Klum. That’s out motto anyway. This commerical is so much better than that Bobby Knight version. [Advertolog]
MLS fines are really steep for guy’s who make less than a full-time electrician. [NYTimes]

Ever wonder who the fattest soccer players in the world are (were)? You guess Ronaldo is up there on the list. [The Sun]
When you get caught masturbating in the library behind a girl, use the Al Bundy defense. [With Leather]
British bouncers have a really funny way of ejecting revelers at clubs. It’s like the DJ Jazzy Jeff toss. Damn that was classic. [The Spoiler]
Mascots can have big packages? Like, packages? [Deadspin]