Heads Up: Reporters Have It Rough, Should Turn To Blogging Instead.

10 April 2008, 2:55 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

We’ve seen this video about a dozen times since Gawker unveiled it two days ago. Why did we wait so long to post it? Who knows? But you should try to guess who the reporter is in the first clip getting a palm to his ear. Geraldo Rivera’s a wuss. Woops. [Gawker]
Colombian soccer bastards are restricting the admission of Adriana Lucía Correa into their refs club. What could possibly be the next move for Adriana? [Terra]

Liverpool’s Andriy Voronin doesn’t think highly of England, so he decided to tell a British newspaper about how he prefers zee Germand over the English. People read in England ya know? Nice move, putz. [The Spoiler]
Jose Canseco plays softball in Florida and hits monstrous homeruns. Oddly, no one has commented about his ridiculously tight pants in this clip! And who wears a cup to a softball game? That is a cup, right? [Deuce of Davenport]
Hey, if you really really really like the Columbus Crew, and can muster a grammatically sound sentence, then here’s the non-paying gig you’ve always wanted. [The Offside]
This is random, but Prince was added to Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival yesterday! Sweet. [Brooklyn Vegan]