Heads Up: Some Guy Named Dave Challenges Reggie Bush To A Spin Off.

2 April 2008, 3:00 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

“Dave’s Detour” sponsored by Hanes is some sort of traveling circus with a carnie for a host. He ho. Here we see Dave challenging Reggie Bush to a “spin off”, losing pitifully in the process. To add insult, Reggie Bush forgets the dude’s name. [TrojanWire]
We’re not sure what irritated umpire Eric Montague, but it had to be something about his mama. Larry Bowa was quickly ejected from last night’s game and not even Joe Torre could stop the tirade. Someone’s been skipping out on their protein shakes. [Red Lasso, via FanHous]

FIFA is investigation match-fixing allegations against FC Porto during the 2003-2004 season, the same season the team won the Champions League. Didn’t Jose Mourinho and Deco leave immediately after that? [Yahoo]
Chuck Liddell has called Kimbo Slice overrated. We’ve never been too impressed with the quality of his backyard brawls either, but why in the hell would you try to piss off a guy that shaves his head, but leaves his beard? Insanity, we tell ya. [The Sun]
Look out for that Wilt Chamberlain postage stamp. It might be a bit stickier than most. [Yahoo]
Your Air Jordans may be a bit late because Nike factory workers in Vietnam have gone on strike. Damn the man! [BBC]
Diego Maradona will be the first person to carry the Olympic torch in Argentina, if he’s even there on April 11th. Why do we shiver at the thought of that man carrying fire? [Xinhua]