Heads Up: Sports Announcer Jeff Brantley Isn’t A Fan Of Edwin Encarnacion.

3 April 2008, 4:30 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Don’t you just love it when life intervenes to shut a buffoon up? Jeff Brantley was spared no mercy last night after he called out Edwin Encarnacion’s lack of “clutch”, only to see the Reds’ player bash a three-run, game-winning HR. [With Leather]
Barack Obama may be hitting strikes with voters, but he’s horrible when it comes to bowling. GO-Bama scored a mortifying 37. [CBS]

College basketball player Stanley Pringle was caught masturbating behind a girl at a library. That’s one way to say, “Leave that book alone!” [Daily Collegian]
Davidson hero Stephen Curry will be all over your late night schedule this week. We can’t wait until Conan pins him up against the “Masturbating Bear.” [Davidson]
Deportivo La Coruna player Andres Guardado will be out for the remainder of the season due to a thigh injury. Can Europe cease from injuring all of Mexico’s players, please? [Sporting Life]
English coach Fabio Capello is the most convincing ventriloquist ever. [YouTube]