Jozy Altidore At ESPNZone, Needs More Hookers

The Offside New York Red Bulls have some exclusive pictures of Jozy Altidore doing some not-so-exciting autograph signing at an ESPNZone this weekend, but it’s important to see that Jozy is still up for hanging with regular folk. Enjoy it while you can fans because once Jozy hits the bright lights of England, Spain, or whatever European country pays a discounted fee for him in the next few years (please stay away, Portugal), he’ll be behind the bastions of a celebrity stardom: hookers, velvet ropes and bodyguards. By the way, he was signing autographs with David Roth because Eric Brunner is too cool to hang out at an adult version of Chuck E. Cheese. Somewhere in a gypsy cave, Freddy Adu is yearning for home.
Some more, extremely docile photos of Jozy after the jump.

Photos from the ESPNZone event [New York Red Bulls Offside]
Images [Dave Martinez-NYRB Offside]