Machochip Weekly Recap: Rest Your Eyes On Salma.

What you missed because you were too busy enjoying your new part-time job.

• Anna Kournikova will never marry her Spanish play thing.
• Arsenal player Cesc Fabregas is getting his own Nike TV show.
• The New York Yankees are going to have to do without ice cream or any treats this year.
• Jessica Simpson really knows how to throw a party for her boo Tony Romo.
• Washingtong Redskins’ cheerleaders visit Indian cricket game and fans are overjoyed.
• Romario and the Mile High club are in a universe of air-pressured hotness/disgust.
• There’s a Mexican cheerleader named Karla Edecan that adores the bright lights of sextape fame.
• Nereida Gallardo is a fascinating human being. (NSFW)
• TMZ would have a field day with Diego Maradona if they covered Argentine lunatics.
• Frank Ribery says he’s better than Zinedine Zidane. No.

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