Machogear: AntiPoleez Bad Breath Eliminator.

Struggling to conceal the stogie stench on your breath? Does the scent of Pabst Blue Ribbon mingled with Bourbon repulse every lovely lady that you encounter at a bar? Do you just have really nauseatingly bad breath that emits noxious fumes rivaling a music festival’s port-o-potties? AntiPoleez ($2.99) breath freshener may be what you’re looking for. The scoop:

AntiPoleez eliminates bad breath resulting from consumption of alcohol, tobacco and food. Unlike breath fresheners and gum AntiPoleez does not just mask the unwanted odor with heavy mint or fruit scent, it eliminates it and does not leave any other. The unique combination of components work to increase the consumption of odor producing molecules by the epithelium of the mucous coat of the upper respiratory passages resulting in clean, fresh breath.

But beware mucous coaters, this doesn’t mask drunk driving so even though you’ve eliminated odor, you haven’t eliminated running into a pole at 75mph. Enjoy!
AntiPoleez [Yahoo]