Machogear: Marquis Platinum Vitality Drink.

Marquis Platinum Vitality drink is not your usual eye-popping, sleep depriving energy drink. Known as the “Luxury Refreshment”, we imagine this is what Hollywood’s coke heads drink to rehydrate their anorexic bodies. The scoop:

Marquis Platinum vitality drink is a revolutionary beverage, not to be confused with energy drinks. Vitality drinks are an entirely new genre, one which has long term benefits and is an all natural, anti-oxidant, calorie burning and cosmeceutical* breakthrough.

The cosmeceutical part has something to do with pine bark extract, aloe vera extract, Coenzyme (which promotes collagen growth [Ed. note: Gross?], Co-Q10 (for regeneration of limbs and tails) and Green Tea Polyphenols (which fight cancer, help with weight loss and lower cholesterol). In other words: this is the fountain of youth, people!
Considering Red Bull gives us hives, we’ll indulge in the bev the next time we can afford to shop at Dean & Deluca. If it doesn’t kill or us, or if it inspires a transformation the likes of John Travolta in “Phenomenon,” then we’ll write about it and let you know.
Official Website [Drink Platinum]