‘Member? Manny Ramirez Pwns Mike Mussina.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• MLB 2008: The empirical evidence for what we’re about to say doesn’t exist, but we’ve connected with viable sources who’ve stated that Manny Ramirez’s dreadlocks are his source of power. And cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers provide him with a lot of fuel. Boston Red Sox 7, New York Yankees 5. [Boston Globe]
• MLS: Nothing says quality like a second consecutive own goal victory by the Columbus crew. The frequency of own goals in the MLS is a but much, no? Columbus Crew 2, D.C. United 1 [Canadian Press]
• MLB 2008: Ever wonder what hell is like? Try a 6 hour and 16 minutes baseball game that ends in the 22 inning and the final score is 2-1. You know, 15-14 is bearable. Colorado 2, San Diego 1. [AP]
• Copa Libertadores: River Plate breeze by San Martin 5-0 and head to the round of 16. [Setanta]

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