‘Member? Who Needs Cristiano Ronaldo Or Wayne Rooney?

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Champions League: Who needs Wayne Rooney or Cristiano Ronaldo in the starting lineup when you have a snarling Carlos Tevez? Sir Alex Ferguson gambles and it doesn’t bite him in the ass. Manchester United 1, Roma 0. [Goal]
• Copa Libertadores: Chivas de Guadalajara help their cause by beating Santos 3-2, but they need a miracle April 16 to advance to the next round. [IHT]
• MLB 2008: Joe Torre gets a taste of a classic Los Angeles Dodgers’ debacle. Congratulations on getting swept for the first time this year. Arizona 4, LA 3. [AP]
• NBA: The Boston Celtics lost 109-95 to the Washington Wizards and Antawn Jamison dunked on the mighty Kevin Garnett. Where’s that damn YouTube clip? [Baltimore Sun]

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