Pele To Diego Maradona: You’re A Scuzz Bucket.

Watching both Pele and Diego Maradona spar against each other in a bout of supremacy over who eez thee greatest soccer player that EVER played the game parallels somewhere alongside watching water drip from leaves in a rain forest and filming two cats fight over a ball of yarn.

Pele has called for drugs cheat Diego Maradona to be stripped of his football gongs.

The Brazil legend said: “Why is it Olympic sportsmen lose their medals when they are caught taking drugs, and not him?”
And he questioned the Argentine’s ability, saying: “Maradona was a great player but he couldn’t kick with his right foot, he couldn’t head the ball. He wasn’t complete.”

One fundamental flaw in Pele’s first assertion is that Olympians usually take drugs to enhance their chances of medaling or increasing their chances at winning, while Diego Maradona used drugs to enhance his stupidity, which is not winning. The second item, we swear our webbed hands on God, that it’s true.

Ace Pele attacks cheat Diego [The Sun]
Image [Bolivia Hoy]