Poll: Who Is The Creepier Celebrity Dad Between Joe Simpson And Hulk Hogan?

When Hulk Hogan decided to lather his daughter’s ass at the poolside of a posh hotel in LA, we gawked, laughed and squealed a vibrant “WTF?” Immediately we thought of that other creepy dad named Joe Simpson who’ll do anything and say anything to blur the line between filial piety and incest. So we thought to ourselves: who’s creepier: the Hulkster or “my baby’s got the greatest double D’s ever” Joe Simpson?

The stats and the poll after the jump.

Hulk Hogan

• Who is he? All-American pro wrestling legend
• Daughter: Brooke Hogan is a Singer/Actress/Beach Bum.
• Creepy factor: Caught lathering his daughter’s butt cheeks in broad daylight, at poolside and with his new girlfriend at his side.

Joe Simpson

• Who is he? Ex-Baptist minister turned celebritard manager.
• Daughter(s): Father to (knocked up) Ashley and Jessica “Double D” Simpson.
• Creepy factor: From an October 2004 GQ interview:
  

  “Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

  True dat. Wait, what?

Rock the vote, ya’ll!

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