Roger Clemens Had An Affair With Something Named Mindy McCready

Meet Mindy McCready anytime to party. She had a ten year affair with Roger Clemens that started when she was fifteen. That’s really gross because Roger Clemens was 28 and married. Tabloids are so much fun because they have the greatest investigative reporters in the history of the world and we should be indebted to them fo’ life.

Roger Clemens carried on a decade-long affair with country star Mindy McCready, a romance that began when McCready was a 15-year-old aspiring singer performing in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old Red Sox ace and married father of two, several sources have told the Daily News.

Contacted by the Daily News Sunday through his lawyer Rusty Hardin, Clemens confirmed a long-term relationship but denied that it was of a sexual nature.
“He flatly denies having had any kind of an inappropriate relationship with her,” Hardin said. “He’s considered her a close family friend. … He has never had a sexual relationship with her.”

He might be telling the truth because cuckolds usually grow third ears on their foreheads and we already know Roger doesn’t partake in that sort of business.
Sources: Roger Clemens had 10-year fling with country star Mindy McCready [NY Daily News]
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