Ronaldo Goes Into Hiding After Tranny Fest; Tranny Speaks.

AC Milan striker Ronaldo was quick to pronounce yesterday that he did solicit three prostitutes that turned out to be transvestites, but he’s gone into hiding since the fiasco, canceling two scheduled television appearances and taking hospice at a posh hotel somewhere with an all-you-can-eat buffet. His trannies, however, have spoken out about their experience with “El Phenomeno,” because there’s a rule somewhere that states, “Transvestites should never shy away from a nearby camera.” Andre Luis Ribeiro Albertino (pictured) spoke to reporters.

“I have never asked him for money to buy a house. Ronaldo begged me not to ruin his career and asked me if 50,000 reais would shut my mouth.”
Albertini also described how he met Ronaldo: “It was about 4.20 in the morning on Monday. He was in his car and called me to enter.

“He told me he was in a hurry because he could not allow himself to be recognised. When I got into the car, I didn’t realise it was him.
“I have already had some dates with famous people and I haven’t had any problems. They have always paid me. He (Ronaldo) just wanted to make this situation scandalous.”

Some observations:

• Ronaldo was driving his own vehicle? Does this mean the rehabilitation is going well?
• Who are these other famous people: Ronaldinho? Kaka? Robinho? Pele?! Please tell us Pele solicited your services, Andre Luis(ita/o).

Something tells us we’ll know shortly if the tabloids keep hacking at this story. Hack away, please!
Earlier: Ronaldo’s Transvestites Don’t Really Look Like Women
TRANSVESTITE DENIES RONALDO CLAIMS [Sporting Life]
Ronaldo goes into hiding in Brazil [Yahoo]
Image [Daily Mail]