Ronaldo’s Transvestites Don’t Really Look Like Women

Andre Luis Ribeiro Albertino, seen here with Ronaldo’s car documents, is one of the three prostitutes that the AC Milan striker solicited in Rio this weekend. After seeing this photo, we’re convinced Ronaldo’s knee-injury from February severely impaired his vision as well. It doesn’t take a genius to see that this she/he is a he/she. More importantly: why is he/she in possession of Ronaldo’s car documents? Did he forfeit the pink slip in exchange for sex? That’s a fist to face moment if we’ve ever heard of one. Video of the transvestites and their mobile video shots of Ronaldo after the jump.

VIDEO: Brazilian striker Ronaldo quizzed by Rio police after motel ‘row with transvestite prostitutes’ [Daily Mail]
Image [Daily Mail]