Tampa Bay Storm Player Kenyatta Jones Performs Rain Dance In The Middle Of Club

We know what it’s like to be a drunken bastard and scoff at the 20 foot long line of douchebaggery that is a Men’s bathroom queue at a club. So does Tampa Bay Storm Arena football player Kenyatta Jones. He was so gung ho about not waiting in line to take a leak that he decided to urinate on the dancefloor. In the middle of everyone. With security at arms length. Talk about cojones.

The incident happened about 3:30 a.m. outside a bar at International Plaza, according to Tampa police spokeswoman Janelle McGregor.
“Jones was standing on the dance floor at the Blue Martini nightclub when he attempted to urinate on the dance floor,” McGregor said.
She said nightclub security officers stopped Jones, and Tampa police officers on extra duty told him to leave the Blue Martini. On the way out, Jones turned back, prompting an officer to grab his arm, McGregor said. Jones “forcibly shoved the officer against the door of the club,” she said.

Isn’t that dance called “The Sprinkler?”
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