Vladamir Putin Will Be Puttin’ A Wedding Ring On Gymnast Alina Kabayeva

According to people who have no real ties to Putin, Russian president and soon-to-be prime minister Vladimir Putin divorced his wife two months ago in order to wed current girlfriend and supple seductress Alina Kabayeva, seen here elegantly resting her crotch on her neck. According to a viable source:

Valdimir Putin and the gold medal-winning rythmic gymnast Alina Kabayeva, 24, now a member of the Russian parliament, will be married June 15, according to European news reports.
The wedding will take place roughly a month after Putin steps down as Russian president, according to reports quoting a party planner in Putin’s home city, St Petersburg, who is organizing the couple’s lavish wedding reception.

We’d dismiss this as embellished fodder except for the fact that Putin arranged for a law to pass (339-1) that no Russian newspaper could publish such monstrous lies anymore, or else they’d face the wrath of the KGB. Since no Russian papers have confirmed these reports, we still believe it because these lovely photos tell us Putin is totally trying to hit it.

Putin to marry gymnast [a11news]
Images [A11]