Cincinnati Reds Mascot Is A Headless Buffoon

8 May 2008, 1:30 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Remember that one time Randall Simon of the Pittsburgh Pirates decided to hit a mascot in the head with a baseball bat? Well, this is a lot funnier and self-inflicting on the part of the mascot, so it’s a lot funnier. We’ve always wondered what people wear under those giant mascot heads and apparently leather caps a la’ Amelia Earhart is the standard these days.

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