Dennis Rodman Arrested, Is Apparently Still Relevant In The World Today

We thought Dennis Rodman died in a methamphetamine drug raid last year somewhere in California, but he’s actually beating random women up somewhere in greater Los Angeles County. The androgynous former basketball “star” was arrested last night in Century City (home of the worst 4pm traffic in the world) for possible domestic violence.

“During the investigation, police learned he had hit a woman and she suffered injuries to her arms,” said Richard French, a spokesman for the Los Angeles Police Department.
Rodman was booked at the Van Nuys jail at 2:50 a.m. today. He was released less than two hours later on $50,000 bail.

Steve Simon, one of Rodman’s managers, said Rodman has been struggling to cope with a recent divorce. Simon said his client has not been able to see his children.
“He’s been really heartbroken about it, and it hasn’t been a great time for him,” said Simon, who was reached at the offices of the Prince Marketing Group.

Beating women is probably not the best course of action for Rodman to take if he wants to see his children. Usually, benevolence and sending your ex-wife flowers works. Or, he could just start sending alimony checks.
Dennis Rodman Arrested On Suspicions Of Beating His Girlfriend [Guanabee]
Ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman arrested in domestic violence case [LATimes]
Image [AP]