Donkey Thrown In Jail In Mexico, Didn’t Know Beer Bonging In Public Was Illegal

Here’s a story out thrusting forth from the depths of “fucking wacko.” A donkey in Mexico was thrown in jail, behind bars (yeah), and locked up for a few hours because he was acting like an ass.

The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday.
Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men’s medical bills.
“Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed,” Gomez said - “no matter who they are.”

But…um…jsdfsd8@! The “someone” and the “who” in question is a donkey, dude. This guy should be jailed for that explanation. Though, the incident that led to the donkey’s imprisonment was truly a harrowing ordeal that we wish someone would have captured on film.

The victims said the donkey bit Genaro Vazquez, 63, in the chest on Sunday and then kicked 52-year-old Andres Hernandez as he tried to come to the rescue, fracturing his ankle.
“All of a sudden, the animal was on top of us like it was rabid,” Hernandez said.
Police said it took a half-dozen men to control the enraged burro.

Aw, everyone leave Hugo Sanchez alone. He did the best job he could for Mexico and he’s a bit upset. Haha. You know. Because Hugo Sanchez is an ass. And cut.
Donkey jailed in Mexico [Wink]
Image [Long Island Films]