Fenway Fan Runs Into A Rhino At Stadium, Eats Dirt

If you were wondering why Machochip posted sparingly yesterday, it’s because your fearless leader was battling the effects of food poisoning. Basically, don’t eat fries saturated in mozzarella cheese after midnight. Since we were intimate with a toilet all day yesterday, we missed this Fenway fan being pummeled by stadium security after naively jogging onto the field. Good thing for us, there were multiple camera angles to capture the moment he was drilled by a security guard. We suddenly miss football season. Bad.
Video [YouTube]