Happy Birthday, AleJOHNdro De La Cruz!

Hey Machos, we the management don’t often (okay never) drop in on Machochip because, ew, sports. But today is a very special occasion: It’s your Machochip Editor Alex De La Cruz’s birthday! Yes 27 years ago today (aww), he was born into a little Mexican family in the San Fernando Valley of California where they proceeded to alternately ignore and beat the crap out of him until he finally decided to run away to New York to join our rag tag band of pseudo journalists who continue to alternately ignore and beat the crap out of him, but for pay. And being that he is such a treasured member of the Guanabee Media team, we had to take a brief moment to wish him a very happy cumple. Especially because he runs this site so well we never have to worry about it or (God forbid) think about, ew, sports. Felicidades, broder. Tonight, we dance.