Heads Up: Actually, Look Down At Your Bruised Cojones.

12 May 2008, 3:10 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

With Leather totally sprung this on the scene first, but we had to show it to our compadres who read us. This is the steeplechase and it looks dangerous. See the immobile runner? That means his testicles don’t exist anymore. So abject, but so true. [With Leather]
Natasha Kai is a Hawaiian, tattooed ferocity of women’s soccer power. She’s also got some giant holes in her ears. Yowza. [Deadspin]

So, Cristiano Ronaldo is still “mulling” over whether he’s going to Real Madrid or not. If Manchester United win the Champions League title next week, then he should go on to Real Madrid so he can try and win the title twice, consecutively, with two different teams. Oh, and he’d be the highest played player in history. [TT News]
A San Diego Padres fan named “Jonathan” didn’t have the greatest time in San Diego. “Loaded” tickets sound like wannabe “All-You-Can-Eat” pavilion section. Only one team does that right. [Consumerist]
This is from last week, but it’s worth noting. Joe Sports Fan checks out the records in the modern baseball era that will never be broken. Well, that’s what the title suggests. [Joe Sports Fan]