Heads Up: Beer-Volleyball Is A Dangerous Sport.

19 May 2008, 3:00 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Scores of delinquents, drunkards and guy’s with no shirts on decided volleying full beer cans was a great way to celebrate Big Brown’s victory at the Preakness this weekend. And hey, no one was killed so we guess it was a success. [Deadspin]
Screw love. Manchester United and Chelsea spar this week for Champions League glory and The Spoiler wants to know who you hate more. [The Spoiler]

Bono can make anyone do anything. Ask David Beckham. He’s agreed to climb Mount Kilimanjaro. Is that, like, a metaphor or something? [Kickette]
Looks like Ronaldo got his girlfriend back. All he needed to do was knock her up. We had no idea that move worked for guys, too. [Terra]
The LA Dodgers have a one-two pitching punch equivalent to Laurel & Hardy: old-timey and hilarious. Those two things are very bad. [LA Times]