Heads Up: Double Knockouts Volume II.

28 May 2008, 3:34 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

With Leather dug up a double knockout gem. MMA fighters Aaron Wetherspoon and Anthony Lapsley knocked each other to the canvas, resulting in a technical draw. Interestingly, this happened two days before that other double knockout we showed you. Whatever happened to stick and move? [With Leather]
100%InjuryRate looks back at the greatest American soccer victory ever. Yo, Brits. Ya better watch out this weekend! [Fan IQ]

What’s a good way to uphold a high field percentage? Call the press box and complain about errors that were unjustly adhered to your record. And then insist that you’ll do it over and over again. Well, that’s how Orlando Cabrera does it. [FanHous]
Just in case you’re wondering who your ESPN Euro 2008 announcers will be. What do you think Jaime Jarrin would sound like doing play-by-play for soccer? [Awful Announcing]
Remember the guy that was supposed to jump out of a balloon at 130,000 feet? He filled his helium balloon and it flew…without him and his basket. Doh! [NY Times]
Nereida Gallardo is resorting to MSN’s online chatrooms to disclose her affairs with Cristiano Ronaldo. Yay, internets. [Kickette]