Heads Up: Oliver Khan Gets The Water Bucket.

16 May 2008, 3:00 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

The best way to say farewell to you teammate is through brutal humilation and disrespect. At least that’s what Bayern Leverkusen’s Frank Ribery and Daniel van Buyten believe. After the video cut, Oliver Khan stormed out with a machete and added a few more scars to Ribery’s face. Ha. That’s fucked up. [YouTube]
Levante plans to forfeit their last mathc of the season because, well, we honestly have no clue why they would do such a thing. The players are owed money, but come on. You’re going to deny fans the chance to see you fall 6-0 to reigning champs Real Madrid? [The Spoiler]

There is a Cleveland Indians’ pitcher named Carlos Lee that is terrorizing the American League. Now that someone’s written about him, he’s sure to get hurt next week. [Legend Of Cecilio Guante]
UFC President Dana White is looking to take his blood-drenched octogan to far away places. We want him to bring back the days when heavyweights fought featherweights. Damn that was awesome. [FanHous]
The WNBA and McDonald’s are teaming up for quite sometime. A Big Mac isn’t going to help those jump shots, ladies. [Awful Announcing]
This is really good compilation of ESPN’s Euro 2008 ads. [The Beautiful Game]