Heads Up: Streakers And Snookering Involve Too Many Balls.

6 May 2008, 3:00 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

So we had to look up what the “Snooker Final” was because we had absolutely no clue. Apparently it’s a billiards game involving 15 red balls and six of another color. Infamous streaker “Willie Thorne” wanted to add two additional blue balls. Ha. Ugh. [YouTube]
There are babies in Chatanooga baseball games drinking out of a very different bottle. [With Leather]

Uefa state that persons without a Champions League finals ticket should stay out of Moscow. Try telling that to a drunken hooligan and see your fate in the form of a fist. [BBC]
Julio Franco had a very prosperous and very long professional baseball career. He started playing baseball when we were one! [Fan IQ]
Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon wants to make the team “more Spanish” by adding Cesc Fabregas to the lineup. They could always institute that bastard tyrant Franco as their mascot. Oh wait. He already is. [Daily Mail]