Jimmy Kimmel Spoofs Miguel Tejada Lying Fiasco

We all had a good laugh at Machochip HQ when it was reported that Miguel Tejada is really 33 instead of 31. We laughed because everyone outside of the DR was like, “Oh my god. Like, how could he do that? Like. Seriously.” But to lie about your age at 17 in order to climb out of poverty is hardly a fault. Actually, the 17 year old version of Miguel Tejada was a wise kid with a big heart and great ambition. Unfortunately, the 33 year old is a steroid using liar. Whatever. We’re ranting now. Jimmy Kimmel decided to spoof that fiasco with a rather hilarious skit. “Those are called abs.” We use that all the time. Video of what we’re talking about after the jump.

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