Julia Roberts Is Worth Diego Maradona’s “Hand Of God”

Psychotic psycho man, Diego Maradona, is topping the charts of “The World’s Craziest Fuckers” again. Diego is currently reigning terror in Cannes, where he is promoting a new documentary based on his days as a legendary soccer player, but all he really cares about is Julia Roberts. Not that you don’t know Maradona is crazy. What you didn’t know is that he believes overzealous worship and admitting to deliberate amuptation in order to get what you want aren’t seen as “normal” anywhere outside of Maradona’s feeble brain.

Maradona, in Cannes to promote a new documentary about his life by Serbian film director Emir Kusturica, appeared bewitched by the star of “Pretty Woman”.
“I would do anything to see her coming along here, along the Croisette,” he said, through a translator.

“I’d like to be able to walk along behind her and I’d be able to cut off my hand for that, even the hand with which I scored against England.”
“I’d be able to cut off my hand if I could see Julia Roberts,” he said.

OK, so the guy needs work with hyperbole. How about, “I’d like to coat her epidermis with my lava of love!” That doesn’t sound as crazy, right?
Maradona would cut off “Hand of God” for actress [Reuters]
Image [Telegraph]