Machochip On The Road: Tijuana Weddings

Need a place to get hitched this weekend? Or maybe a place to snag that nagging ball-and-chain? Maybe you need a dance party to guide you to the perfect rebound after your girlfriend dumped you for your brother. Because finding the perfect girl to keep you company during hard times is kind of like a sport: it’s painful, tiresome and joyful when you score…a touchdown..or a lay…or whatever. If you’re in the New York City area, specifically Brooklyn, then Tijuana Weddings is the place you want to vomit away your sorrows. And if you’re really unlucky, you’ll find the perfect one-night stand to accidentally marry. Ay ay ay, cho me da party after the jump:

Friday, May 16th
Rocket Factory, 100 S. 4th
Brooklyn, NY
$5 before 10 p.m.
RSVP at going.com