Machochip Weekly Recap: There Will Be A Champion In England By The End Of The Week.

What you missed this week while reading Batman in Vietnamese.

• What do Miguel Tejada and Babe Ruth have in common?
• Ozzie Guillen want to be the greatest asshole that ever lived; and he hopes to make a little money as well.
• Streaker who didn’t want to take off clothes will now take off clothes.
• Austrian rugby team takes losing really well.
• Cynthia Rodriguez tells everyone that her husband, Alex Rodriguez, is a wimp.
• Ronaldo the transvestite lover is finally exonerated.
• Pau Gasol: Man of great basketball, man of science.
• Mascots decapitation unexpectedly brightened our day.
• Los Angeles Dodgers’ fans are versatile and committed.
• This story corresponds to the phrase, “When shit hits the fan.”

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