Mariah Carey’s Got A Great Arm

Celebrated career-flopper and eccentric boobie-touter Mariah Carey threw out the first pitch before a Yomiuri Giants’ game in Tokyo yesterday. Rockin’ her best Japanese Manga gear and looking like an exact replica of Takashi Murakami’s “Hiropon” sculpture (minus the lactating nipples, of course), Carey threw the pitch…straight into the ground. Then she scrunched her shoulders, tilted her head and smiled bashfully. Japanese baseball fans spared her ridicule, but something tells us that American fans wouldn’t have been so kind. Video of the sexy catastrophe after the jump.

Worst. First Pitch. Ever. [Fan IQ]