‘Member? Chelsea Reach The Champions League Final For The First Time.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Champions League: The heroics throughout Chelsea’s clash against Liverpool were extraordinary enough to extract a civil salute a la’ beer raise from us. Yet, the refereeing in this game was an example of disregard for balance and fairness. Apparently, they don’t call hand ball, after hand ball, after hand ball in soccer. Chelsea 3, Liverpool 2. [Independent]
• NBA Playoffs 2008: No Gilbert Arenas? No problem. The Washington Wizards stall a Cleveland celebration by snagging a victory in O-High-O. We headin’ back to D.C…D.C…D.C. Washington 88, Cleveland 87. [AFP]
• MLB 2008: Somebody sacrificed a chicken to his holiness, the god of offense, in Los Angeles. It’s about damn time. Los Angeles 13, Florida 1. [ESPN]
• Copa Libertadores: Juan Roman Riquelme should play in Argentina for the rest of his career because he thrives like the mighty Hercules that he really is. Umph. Boca Juniors 2, Cruzeiro 1. [Goal]

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